Yet Another Cat Food Guide » you dumb bastard http://www.catfoodguide.com Thoughts on Feline Nutrition and Care Mon, 19 Jul 2010 19:49:04 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Addendum to the last post http://www.catfoodguide.com/2010/02/22/addendum-to-the-last-post/ http://www.catfoodguide.com/2010/02/22/addendum-to-the-last-post/#comments Mon, 22 Feb 2010 20:58:53 +0000 Candy http://www.catfoodguide.com/?p=372 So in my last post, I described Callisto’s periodic assplosions as “random.” This is a completely false characterization. They’re not random at all. They’re directly traceable to one cause: the fact that she exhibits Labrador retriever-like tendencies to eat anything and everything that comes across her way. This has included items like curry, pieces of [...]]]> So in my last post, I described Callisto’s periodic assplosions as “random.” This is a completely false characterization. They’re not random at all. They’re directly traceable to one cause: the fact that she exhibits Labrador retriever-like tendencies to eat anything and everything that comes across her way. This has included items like curry, pieces of tissue paper and (most alarmingly) kale braised in onion. The most recent escapade: half of a chicken breast fried with copious amounts of garlic powder. My boyfriend and I are much better about keeping food off the tables and counters now, but we screwed up last night.

The results have been predictable.

Kittens, man. I’ve forgotten how they inspire both love and a desire to throttle.

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